How to make a billion dollars

I thought the Web 2.0 hype peaked last year.  After all, the cool kids are all on to Web 3.0 already.  However, at some industry conferences, marketers are absolutely apoplectic about the possibilities of social media, blogs, podcasts, Second Life, YouTube, Ajax, blah blah blah. 

So, to them, and for you, oh entrepreneurial marketer, I offer you this simple guide to starting your own Web 2.0 company.

First choose, a domain name.  This site can help you get started with names like:

awayingo
faceblink
38triangles
openfiles
greenpeers
bubblestar
aledi

Next, you need a snappy Web 2.0 logo.  I suggest something like this:

which you can build yourself here.

Now it's time to build your business plan.  If you're experiencing writer's block, this site can help you breakthrough your paradigms to leverage your taxonomies.

Finally, you'll need an equally mindroasting and didactic web site.  You can do no better than have your site designed by (what else?) the Internet.  Try this automatic generator here.

Schedule your launch party on a private island in Second Life, invite some A list bloggers, and you're off to the races.

Remember when Yahoo! buys your company that you got your start here.